Wow! Grand Theft Auto IV! Look at it! There it is!
Okay, I'm not willing to spend sixty dollars on a game that I've now played eight times. And that's counting only games in the Grand Theft Auto series; then there's the clones that add a few more times through the same type of game.
Instead I've been busy with:
I'm just too cheap to pay anything more than twenty dollars for games that do not feature an exploration of Japanese mythology or rolling everything on earth into a ball to make a star.